Tuesday, 22 February 2011

A Poem For Smallsy

When the inspiration takes me, I'm actually quite good at making up poems on the spot. A while ago, my friend Smallsy left a lovely ditty on my Facebook wall, and I replied instantly with something too vulgar to post (which just happened to trip off the tongue). I then owed him a nice, well thought-out poem. So here it is:


Smallsy is a funny one
He's who I'd put my money on
He's got plenty decent skills
And can always pay the bills
His attraction is magnetic
('Though not always photogenic)
And he's also got the most delicious bum.


He is always understanding
And never too demanding
Never fails to make me smile
Even when it's been a while
Sometimes he's disgusting
But it makes me feel like buff ting *
And he really really really loves his mum.


*Buff ting: Urban Dictionary.com - English word, South East, meaning hot, fit or pretty